Jun. 8th, 2005 11:53 am
yendi: (Brain)
Half my flist is reporting that tomorrow is minyan day. So I guess I'll have a group of ten Jewish males assisting me at work tomorrow.

(Oh, and for those wondering, I already made the other expected pun -- the steak one -- over in Shadesong's LJ)
yendi: (Freak2)
While waiting for the father-in-law to get back from his early morning walk so we could go out to breakfast, [ profile] shadesong was munching on some matzoh. I went off to take a shower, and gave her a kiss, upon which I noted that she smelled like matzoh.

I then did a double-take as I was walking away, and pointed out that this made her my "matzoh bride."

Yeah, a pun is important enough to post. :-)

Still otherwise not really checking email. See you all on Monday.
yendi: (Darth Tater)
So, whose the preppiest officer in the Empire?

It's Grand Muffy Tarkin, of course.

Going home now.
yendi: (Darth Tater)
Following up this post, if The Empire had a football team, would the QB be Grand Moff Tarkington?

What if?

May. 23rd, 2005 02:49 pm
yendi: (Darth Tater)
Santa Claus met Star Wars?

Could we end up with a song called "Grand Moff Got Run Over by a Reindeer?"


Jan. 8th, 2004 06:46 am
yendi: (Default)
This is Dennis Hastert (R-Illinois):

This is Hastur:

One is an unspeakably evil creature from another dimension. The other is a fictional creation of H.P. Lovecraft.

The names sound similar, but you should endeavor not to confuse them.


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