Life with the Gojirawitzes

Me (seeing Max settle down into shadesong's lap): Is Max helping you knit?

'song: I'd put "help" into air quotes, but my hands are full.

'song (watching Max constantly shift position): Settle down!

Me: Maybe he just needs a pug to massage.

'song: That's a solvable thing.

Me: Not right now it isn't. There's no such thing as a pug delivery service, or Pug-in-an-hour.

'song: Google it!

(Much googling ensues, as searches like "pug delivery" and "pug emergency" don't yield the service we described)

'song: Well, our next steps are very clear.

Me: Start a pug delivery service?

'song: Yes!

Me: I'm glad I can figure out where your mind is going. I'm not always glad about where it goes, though.

(For the record, no, we're not starting any such service. Also, that video is adorable.)

Life with the Gojirawitzes

Me (seeing Max settle down into shadesong's lap): Is Max helping you knit?

'song: I'd put "help" into air quotes, but my hands are full.

'song (watching Max constantly shift position): Settle down!

Me: Maybe he just needs a pug to massage.

'song: That's a solvable thing.

Me: Not right now it isn't. There's no such thing as a pug delivery service, or Pug-in-an-hour.

'song: Google it!

(Much googling ensues, as searches like "pug delivery" and "pug emergency" don't yield the service we described)

'song: Well, our next steps are very clear.

Me: Start a pug delivery service?

'song: Yes!

Me: I'm glad I can figure out where your mind is going. I'm not always glad about where it goes, though.

(For the record, no, we're not starting any such service. Also, that video is adorable.)