Because my brain insists on telling this joke

[yendi]

What do you call it when the Keeper of the Holy Grail gets stuck to you with static electricity?

The Fisher Cling


(Stop whining. I could have told my "Fisher Klingon" joke instead. Or my "Phisher King" one.)

Comments

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

I wanna hear the Fisher Klingon joke!

[yendi]

Hey, I gave you the punchline/pun. The setup's just filler, anyway.

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

There is a special hell for punsters.

Of course, last night I made a joke about Stephen Hawking doing stand-up comedy, so I'm probably not one to talk.

[yendi]

It's the good kind of hell -- filled with other folks who can appreciate the puns.

[celticfeministw.livejournal.com]

What's the sound called when you laugh and groan at the same time?

[yendi]

I don't know, but I hear it often. :-)

[tablesaw]

Too obvious for such a boring reveal.

On the other hand, what do you impotence that can only be cured by asking about the Grail?

The Fisher Kink.

[yendi]

It's actually a pun that pretty much doesn't work with any short lead-in -- it's best in a story or maybe a tall tale -- but since I didn't have one, I figured I'd go with what I had pre-coffee.

As for yours, I think you've identified Galahad's kink.

Of course, I believe Joey Buttafuoco also had a Fisher Kink.

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Gosh, it's been several months since you've abused your friends in this fashion regaled us with such a wonderful pun.

[yendi]

I know! I was really behind. I'll try to avoid any other droughts of that nature.

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank goodness!

[littlebuhnee.livejournal.com]

*groooan*