Sometimes, you've got to do the exact opposite of what the subject line tells you

[yendi]

For instance, I just got a email from Hachette reading, "Don’t miss Stephen Baldwin’s debut novel."

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[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

*blink*

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

But you shouldn't miss Stephen Baldwin's debut novel!

Be sure to use the correct caliber.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Is Hatchette a gun range?

[yendi]

A publishing conglomerate (Orbit, Grand Central, etc).

[texmorgan.livejournal.com]

It got a "Whoaaaa" from well known book reviewer Keanu Reeves so you know it has to be good.

[yendi]

Heh.

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

Why haven't his brothers staged an intervention yet?

[yendi]

I suspect that they've given up on him. Honestly, they probably did so years ago, when Bio-Dome came out.