And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

[yendi]

So, the library party was at 2:00. There was much food. Much much too much food. And, since my religious beliefs are centered, primarily, around the notion that good food must be consumed (seriously -- that's commandment 1-9. Commandment 10 is "And Thou Shalt Not Waste The Coffee, Either, Unless It's Decaf"), I ate. And ate. I thought they'd just have dessert. But they had entrees, too. All from Epicurean.

I am so fucking full now. I just want to take a nap.

Tonight, I get to see a movie. And bake a pie for the ATG party tomorrow.

Comments

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Have a tiny sip of Creme de Menthe.

There, isn't that soothing?

[bheansidhe.livejournal.com]

... did I mention that i hate you?
*gnaws fist* LOL
Can I be your temple prostitute, then?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*blink* *blink*

But but but - decaf isn't coffee!

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, pie.

there's a pie in my office. (I know there was a cake the other day, so I am lucky, not as lucky as you food-wise, but.) And what I really want to know is, how is it getting eaten, when there are no utensils in my office? Hmmm? It's gooey apple pie, too. Very odd.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Ok, if you need utensils to eat pie, maybe I'm not as hot for you as I thought I was....

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

I can, it just wouldn't be work-safe...

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's ok then. Did I ever tell you I make a mean apple pie? Not to mention peach/blackberry pie?

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

my personal specialty is strawberry rhubarb.

pie is my favorite breakfast food...

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Breakfast of champions. My father got carried away one time and ate the last slice of one apple pie, and all of the next one when he woke up before the rest of the family and went running. Came home and ate a pie and a bit, then fell asleep on the sofa. It's in my blood. cold apple pie for breakfast. Can't be beat.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

My Apple Pie is meaner than yours!

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Man, you make me want to belch just reading that.

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

And there are starving mono-ridden college girls in North Carolina who haven't eaten a thing ALL DAY!

er... I'm just being... hypothetical.. that's the ticket...



::hungry:::

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

I am so fucking full now. I just want to take a nap.

That's why we have desks. To crawl under.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

You know. This post made me realize that there's a sucky angle to being self-employed: no consumption of Holiday Goodies sent in by adoring vendors.

I suppose that's a Good Thing where my giant ass is concerned, since I'm trying to think about diminishing said ass. But damn. A holiday without Danish Shortbread Cookies, without Tins of Popcorn, without the Amazing Rumballs our old courier's wife would make for us. No free foodies, whatsoever. It seems Un-American.

Hrm. I need to find me some Adoring Vendors, me thinks.