Be careful what you wish for

[yendi]

I just heard a co-worker griping about the amount of work he came back from vacation to: "I don't have a beautiful assistant to take up the slack when I'm gone."

And all I can think of is, "yeah, but what if your beautiful assistant turns out to be a man, kills you, stuffs you in a trunk, and terrorizes a whole bunch of high schoolers on a locomotive? David Fucking Copperfield would have been delighted not to have had an assistant, dammit!"

I suspect that it's a good thing I don't verbalize all my thoughts around here.

Comments

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Dude, I can't believe I haven't see that! Onto the Netflix queue it goes :)

[tablesaw]

DUDE! SPOILERS!

[yendi]

I was waiting for someone to say that!