Christian Slater Arrested

[yendi]

Christian Slater was arrested on sexual harassment charges.

Needless to say, he was taken away in Kuffs.

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

He thought it was true romance, but when he pumped up the volume and offered his broken arrow to the Heathers, they refused to lie on a bed of roses. Now he sits alone in the dark in an undiscovered country* with mobsters, no longer gleaming the cube.

*Extra geek points for working in his cameo in Star Trek VI. I pwn.

[digitaldevil.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that was really good!

[yendi]

*bows to your mad skillz*

*shudders at some of those movies, though*

And I do need to point out that the reason he was arrested is that his untamed heart caused him to do very bad things.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

The authorities came down on him like hard rain, but it's not like he committed murder in the first. Still, after this is over, he'll have plenty of tales from the darkside to tell.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

He was arrested for doing Very Bad Things. I guess it was not a True Romance, and he now thinks Love Stinks.

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

Screw the puns...
he got drunk and slapped a woman on the ass!

If every woman called the cops everytime a man did this... I'd say about 65% of men would be waiting for arraignment.

Oh right... He's Christian Slater!

Well, this woman will be happy when she finds out he's the FIRST person to die ON SCREEN (but maybe the second to actually die... have to see the movie to understand what I mean)... or don't. The movie actually is good except for the last few minutes.

[yendi]

What movie?

[yendi]

He did a movie named after a J. Geils song? Damn, can't believe I missed that one.

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

Oh... um, the one movie he's in that's FINALLY coming out...
Mindhunters.

Although his upcoming independent thriller, The Deal (http://www.myriadpictures.com/film.php?film=49), looks enjoyable. Plus I mean, how can you lose with Selma Blair, Robert Loggia and Angie Harmon as your co-stars?

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

You're fired.