I want my 30 seconds back!

[yendi]

At the iTunes Music Store, I made the mistake of listening to the sound sample of Jessica Simpson's cover of These Boots are Made for Walkin.

I swear, if it weren't for Hollaback Girl, this would be the worst single of the year, by far.

Comments

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

What off Earth possessed you to do that?

[yendi]

Morbid curiosity.

[dwivian]

You need the music video, then!

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

In regards to Hollaback Girl, I offer THIS (http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/05/35/music-stacy.php).

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Gwen Stefani has ensured that the entire country can now properly spell BANANAS.


Much like I can spell RESPECT and GLORIA thanks to the 70's. =)

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

That kind of curiosity can kill brain cells!

[jmfunnyface.livejournal.com]

Banana B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

I hate that damn song. I firmly believe that nearly 40 year old wealthy white women should never ever say the phrase, "oh yeah this my shit."

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Well, the should if if they want a proper claim on their poo.

[hookncrook.livejournal.com]

Onl;y the guitar riff after the second verse saves the song--she royally fucked up a classic. the only reason I can see that men like her is she sings with this sexy voice like she is in the middle of being fucked...that's the only thing I can see to try and comprehend why she is considered a star---that and she is razor thin-- In the first series of the Newlyweds it was blatently apparent that she had an eating disorder...in the second and third season they go to great lengths to always show her with huge amounts of food in front of her-- which, if you look closely, are still there barely touched when she leaves.

[dindin.livejournal.com]

Go wash your brain out with soap, this instant!

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Jessica Simpson is bony? Last pic I saw she had a fairly healthy layer of ::twitch:: subcutaneous fat on her. ::twitch:: notattractedtobimbos notattractedtobimbos not not not

[yendi]

No. No, I don't.

[yendi]

*snort* Brilliant!

[yendi]

Except you know that Stefani was using a cue card.

[yendi]

There's not enough soap in the world!

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

It makes the existence of the song almost bearable.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

You must now read a metric fuckload of Robert Lowell poems to rinse the badness out of your memory.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

That is too funny

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Somewhat bearable if you use the mute button...

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Now you too must spread the joy of it.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

I already have via email to my net-restricted friends at work. Now to post the link in my journal...

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Charges should be filed for not only descreation of the song, but kidnapping and forcing Willie Nelson to be a participant in it....then again he's prob still trying to get the IRS off his back...

[unrepentant.livejournal.com]

Should I be happy I don't know who Jessica Simpson is or what a "Hollaback Girl" is?

I'll stick with my own crappy music, thanks.

[misskitten77.livejournal.com]

This is why I have you on my flist! And you like AB, heh. I couldnt agree more. Hollaback Girl makes me wanna gouge my eardrums out with a rusty letter opener.

Have you seen the video for either? DONT! Your eyes will bleed and then burst into flames.

[aurora-lamour.livejournal.com]

Are you going to see the movie???

[yendi]

The Dukes movie? Unlikely, although it certainly doesn't look like the worst movie on the summer schedule. But I'm allergic to not murdering Johnny Knoxville with a chainsaw, so I suspect the movie would make me twitch.

[yendi]

*shudder* The only time I heard HG was when I saw the video. What a horrible thing.