Beat up Uwe Boll!

[yendi]

As noted by hangingfire, Uwe Boll is offering to fly in critics who complained about his previous films to box with him on the set of Postal.

I don't qualify, both because of my weight and the requirement of being a critic who published complaints about Boll in 2005 (I'm pretty sure LJ doesn't count). Nor would I really be able to look at myself in the morning if I ever appeared in a Uwe Boll movie. Personally, I'd love to see a critic send a Golden Gloves finalist as a ringer.

Comments

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Wait.

I think Cinema Eaters might count as a review place.

I did Bloodrayne.

I should go beat the fuck out of Boll.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

I'd pay good money to see that

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I'd love to go just to punch Boll in the face.

[texmorgan.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Start bashing Uwe Boll even more. I could totally kick his ass in a boxing match too!

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

It has to have been published in 2005.

You should go beat the fuck out of him anyway.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Dude. Crash diet, dude. You don't actually have that much to lose.

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hmmm.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Review one of his earlier films for CE, then date it 2005. Post a link to it on the flick's IMDb page.

Then put your fist through his head.

[nishar.livejournal.com]

Lose some weight as you have posted on the internet.