You think?

[yendi]

Someone left a bunch of Popcorn Factory items in the break room, and the label on the "Peanut Buttery Cup" cautions that it "May contain trace amounts of nuts."

ETA: After tasting it, I think I can say that the Peanut Buttery Cup may also contain trace amounts of ass. No wonder they didn't want these.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter"y" cup... it makes one wonder what they found that's cheaper than peanut butter to fill a candy with.

It's probably peanut flavored clay...

[allroads.livejournal.com]

"Say you got your ass in my peanut butter"
"You got peanut butter on my ass"

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Having tasted it -- do you think it does or does not contain trace amounts of nuts? Is there any room for a trace amount of nuts after you subtract the large amount of gross?

[mere-bystander.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that the fact that it only has trace amounts of nuts may have something to do with the fact that it tastes like ass...

(I'm resisting the urge to ask how you would know what ass tastes like...)

[yendi]

Could well be.

[yendi]

There are probably already a few hundred websites about this topic.

[yendi]

I'd say there's maybe a 50% chance of peanuts.

[yendi]

I'm thinking that the fact that it only has trace amounts of nuts may have something to do with the fact that it tastes like ass...

True. I'd assumed it was an allergy warning, but it might be cautioning that they didn't actually use enough.

[moocowrich.livejournal.com]

So you'd have to be at least trace amounts of nuts to eat one of those?

[allroads.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with each website showing a trace amount of nuts.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Well, now, it doesn't say the peanuts it contains are the variety that grow in the ground. They are, in fact, styrofoam packing peanuts. I think that explains it all.