Two-minute Wicker Man

[yendi]

Thanks to redcrowstudio:

Watch Neil Labute's god-awful Wicker Man remake in under two minutes! It's like someone did to this movie what William Goldman's dad did to the works of S. Morgenstern.

Except, you know, there are still no good bits. But you can snark at it more easily this way.

Comments

[e-scapism101.livejournal.com]

That was horrible. Thank you - you've saved me from adding that to my netflix queue EVER.

[christianaellis.livejournal.com]

My God...

I hadn't seen that movie because I had heard it was bad, but...

Dear Lord!

[ogre42.livejournal.com]

I don't remember the bees in the theatrical version. Was that a cut scene?

"Not the bees! Not the bees!"

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

I've not seen either version of this movie, and I'd kinda wished I hadn't seen that now. So, hang on...Nicholas Cage writes a book in which he gets to hit lots of women and get stung to death by bees? Is that the plot?

Oh, and hey, is that Leelee Sobieski?

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

I wondered whether this would be worth the bother...and it wasnt...

Christopher Lee did wonder how you could transplant Wicker Man to America...and we see how...

And people wonder why I didnt enter a single movie theater in 2006...

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

And I see they took the Roseanne way out...I knew they would never kill Nicolas Cage!!!

Not looking too forward to Ghost Rider after this...

[tiki-man.livejournal.com]

so umm, don't hit women or you'll get the bees?