Newsflash!

[yendi]

Idiot found in Arkansas!

In fairness, this Earl Adams could well just be an asshole. He's certainly a money-grubbing scumsucker. But I'll bet he's likely an idiot as well.

Comments

[trochee.livejournal.com]

the comments on that article are pretty awesome.

[theloriest.livejournal.com]

That was what my comment was about to say as well.

[thornsilver]

Yes, something tells me that the book caused a lot of lost sleep for his teen boys. It also caused a run on lotion and tissues. (Maybe that's what the compensation is for?)

[brak55.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!

I bet those two brainiac kids are still wondering where their parts go.

[beldar.livejournal.com]

Well, that's Arkansas' entry. Let's see Indiana or Florida step up to the plate. =)

But just when I start to feel the frustration that comes so often when my home state makes the news, I see the comments below the story. There's hope for humanity yet.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll bet his kids weren't as disturbed as he's claiming, and I'll also bet that if there *were* sleepless nights, it wasn't due to nightmares but masturbation. I wonder if he could sue the state for terminal chafing.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Hear the tintinabulation of the squeaking of the springs!

[meardaba.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I thought you were talking about this: http://ambitious-wench.livejournal.com/531168.html

[adrian76.livejournal.com]

My dad lives Bentonville...I'm asking him if he knows anyone connected with this...will post when I know more :)

[luis-mw.livejournal.com]

I wish I could try this sort of thing - I mean, I'm pretty offended by a book that advocates polygamy, incest, mass murder, annexation of land, animal and human sacrifice, stoning - I'd like to see that banned, thank you very much.

[yendi]

I came across that one thanks to Making Light, but I figured that only one idtiotic Arkansan per day is the way to go (also, I'm still on the side that thinks that letter has to be a parody).

[yendi]

I'd love to know what you find out!

[yendi]

In fact, some of the Christians in the comment threads rightly point out how slippery a slope folks like this putz could put them on.

[nishar.livejournal.com]

I bet the republicans get him to run for president one day. haha