Yet another pointless remake, part 981

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Roland Emmerich, a talentless hack whose best screen moment involved taking the "There can be only one" quote from Highlander and having Jaye Davidson append "Ra" to the end of it*, has been given the job of unnecessarily remaking Fantastic Voyage.

Bold prediction: It will suck donkey balls.

Bolder prediction: Pictures of executives sucking donkey balls is how Emmerich gets his jobs in the first place.

*Which is not to imply this is a good moment. Just the best that Emmerich is capable of.