Dear Ashley Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz

[yendi]

Sorry, but no matter what you name him, you son is not going to grow up to marry Brooklyn Decker.

Comments

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

mowgli? MOWGLI?

are you fucking shitting me?

(also: joe simpson is possibly the creepiest thing ever. just sayin', is all.)

[yendi]

Well, it'll serve him well when they leave him to be raised by wolves.

And yeah, Joe is beyond creepy.

[songwind.livejournal.com]

I'm naming my next kid Queens Rikki-Tikki

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Mine will be Jamaica Bagheera.

[yendi]

Yeah, they left out the full quote, when he also mentioned a prison cell block.

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

this is exactly the comment I was going to leave, punctuation and all. ;)