I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at it

[yendi]

This burger is possibly the most blood-clotting, artery-hardening, heart-stopping thing ever invented. You'd almost think it had to start life as a low-fat veggie burger before pissing off a Greek god or something.

Comments

[jocosa]

Yowza!!

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

So extreme I had to post about it as well. What a world.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Damn, that looks like the Cloverfield monster or some shit.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Although you gotta admire the innate Australian straight-talking honesty of calling it a Fat Bastards Burger [from Greasy Joe's cafe no less!] ... even if you could probably choke a Great White with it.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Nope, just what he had for lunch...

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

I dunno... it kinda pales next to this one (http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/10/15-pound-burger-dennys-beer-barrel-pub-brad-sciullo.html#comments)... =)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'll be having nightmares tonight, if I get to sleep at all.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

"For finishing the burger in under five hours, he won $400, three t-shirts, and a certificate."

Yeah, his death certificate.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Yep, exactly.

I will often tick people off by getting a burger the first time I try a place. It doesn't have to be a large burger, but it has to be well made. There has to be some love behind it. If they can't make a decent burger, how am I going to trust them with anything fancier than that? =)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I can roll with that culinary rule.

[the-resa.livejournal.com]

Am I bad to think "Yum!!"?