Why does it have to be the day before payday?

The Amazon Gold Box Deal of the Day is the James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set for $95.99, 67% off.

Sigh.

And now we (oughtta) know

It was Dave Coulier getting blowjobs in early '90s movie theatres.

(Okay, he wasn't the only one, but he's the only one immortalized in song).