shadesong,
feste_sylvain, and I and were talking last night, and 'song mentioned that someone on a board she was reading had asked the too-often-asked question about someone charging "reading fees." We naturally started talking about Yog's Law.
At this point, our youngest and evilest cat Victoria sidled up to me, and gave me her patented "pick me up" look. So I did, and I swooped her towards 'song, while coining:
yendi's law: "Cats flow towards the writer."
It's true. I've tested it.
(No, I don't have a Victoria icon, so I'm using Max.
Here's a picture of Victoria, though.)