True story

In that twenty minutes before lunch, when I'm pretty much fully starving, my stomach turns into The Wire from the Doctor Who episode "The Idiot's Lantern."

Theory and fact

Theory: The "It Gets Better" campaign is Dan Savage's attempt to karmically balance everything else he does to make things worse.

Fact: The amount of good to come out of the IGB campaign (which most certainly is a good thing, in general) isn't even close to enough to strike that karmic balance.