A theory

When Bryan Adams, in Run to You sings, "She says her love for me will never die, but that'd change if she ever found out 'bout you and I," maybe he means that his wife would be okay with his cheating, but cares about grammar.

(Also, that song is thirty years old.)

And speaking of thirty-year-old Bryan Adams songs, looking at the video for Summer of '69 (still the greatest song of all time that combines nostalgia and references to sexual positions), no one working at the drive-in noticed the scaffolding still up when the movie started? I'm starting to suspect that the entire thing was a set-up by the dozens of townspeople and employees to get Lysette Anthony and Adams to Meet Cute.

A theory

When Bryan Adams, in Run to You sings, "She says her love for me will never die, but that'd change if she ever found out 'bout you and I," maybe he means that his wife would be okay with his cheating, but cares about grammar.

(Also, that song is thirty years old.)

And speaking of thirty-year-old Bryan Adams songs, looking at the video for Summer of '69 (still the greatest song of all time that combines nostalgia and references to sexual positions), no one working at the drive-in noticed the scaffolding still up when the movie started? I'm starting to suspect that the entire thing was a set-up by the dozens of townspeople and employees to get Lysette Anthony and Adams to Meet Cute.