Life with the Gojirawitzes

(Scene: Preparing to go out):

Shira (looking at me): What?

Me: You're cute.

Shira: No, you're cute. Your face is cute.

Me: Nuh-uh. If I'm so cute, why don't you marry me?

Shira (sighing): Because I already did that, Adam. Catch up. You're like fourteen seasons behind.

Me: I can binge it.