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No? Well, if you watch the trailer for the remake on the network formerly known as Sci-Fi, you'll start fondly remembering Zane's 1996 epic (also featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones right before she became a star and Kristy Swanson well after her star had faded) as if it were a masterpiece.

Ryan Carnes gives the sort of performance that you know makes the folks at the Golden Raspberry Awards wish they honored television performances. It's one for the ages. And the dialogue is seven kinds of awful. The plot, of course, can't really be called "bad" as much as "100% unoriginal."

Here, go watch this in case you've got an overwhelming desire to make your ears and eyes bleed or something:

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