Dear idiotic parents once again using "for the children" to do something moronic

[yendi]

If you remove the dictionaries from the schools, the kids will look it up on the Internet. And I can assure you that what they find there will be much more likely to set your fragile hearts a-flutter.

(Actually, odds are the kids have already looked it up on the internet, and are using the dictionary to actually help understand things more clearly. But we can't have that now, can we?)