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The movie adaptation of the literary classic Breaking Dawn will not only be split into two different movies (because, you know, the plot is so layered and complicated), but might be in 3D!

You know what this means? We can see Bella's spine break from her freakish pregnancy and actually snap towards us in the audience! We can see Jacob form a pedophiliac attachment to the new vampire baby as if it were right in front of our faces! It's going to be the greatest cinematic triumph since Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2!
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