Maybe your security agency shouldn't exist as a Dave Barry punchline

[yendi]

Back in Dave Barry's first novel, Big Trouble, terrorists bring a bomb through security in an airport, and when security looks at it, they treat it like a computer, and simply ask that it be turned on. Once they turn it on (revealing a digital countdown clock), security waves them through.

Cue the TSA, fifteen years later.

Me, I feel real safe.