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[yendi]

My cat tried to give me head today. I'm not kidding. I'd gotten out of the shower, and he was doing his usual stuff, hopping in the shower stall and licking up the water, because he apparantly prefers shower water to stuff in his dish. As I was drying off, I felt something cold brush against my thigh, and it was Max's nose. He was leaning against me, and was attempting to grab my Mini-Me with his mouth. Now, flattered as I was, I've seen what happens when Max gets ahold of other dangling things, like shoelaces. And my dangling thing is something that's a lot harder to replace than a shoelace. So I swatted him away. He was glaring at me, but I felt no pity. This is a cat who fucks pillows, for Zuul's sake! I'm supposed to feel flattered that he's interested in me? Sheesh.