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[yendi]

So I brought my coffee out into the dining room, and there was Max, on the table, staring at the fishbowl.

Which is not unusual by itself -- he's fascinated by the fish.

But then I took a closer look. There was paper floating on top of the bowl, and when I went over there, two of the coupons that were still sitting on the table from when we clipped them this weekend were now in the bowl!

Our cat had put two coupons in a fishbowl. Which is really impressive, given his lack of opposable thumbs.

I'm still not sure of the how or the why. But our cat is seriously fucked in the head, I think.

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Well, the immediate question is what the coupons were for.

Miroza unplugs the network cable from my laptop if she feels she's not getting enough attention...

[yendi]

One was for Boca burgers, can't remember what the other was for.

I don't think it was an attention thing -- it was bright and early in the morning, when Max normally curls up and takes a nap. I think he was just craving some sushi.

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

i keep tellin' ya, it's the Siamese cats who'll develop opposable thumbs first -- Max is simply trying to speed up evolution...

[yendi]

If Max had opposable thumbs, he'd grab a pillow and never let it go.

[edie22.livejournal.com]

you think? You wonder if maybe he isn't? There is no doubt in my mind that your cat is messed up.

[ariadnesthread.livejournal.com]

Or would he grab *himself* and never let go?

I was fortunate enough to miss out on Max's sexual escapades during my brief visit to your house. :-)

And Siamese are just weird. My former roommate's cat is nearly all Siamese with a dash of something that gave her jet-black coloring and bright green eyes. She's like evil on paws. If she had thumbs, she'd be carrying out the worldwide destruction that right now she can only plan.

[yendi]

This was the one I'd met, right? The one who would all but beg for a tummy rub, then chomp on the hand that was petting it?

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[ariadnesthread.livejournal.com]

Yup! The "don't touch her below the waterline" cat. Evil demon kitty.