I'm chillin'

[yendi]

So, I took my temperature a few minutes ago, as I thought I might be a bit warm. The thermometer said I was at 97.5. I waited ten minutes, took my temp again, and now it's at 96.9. I'm suddenly flashing back to Return of the Living Dead, and remembering what happened to those poor schmucks who opened that canister. If I turn into a zombie, I take no responsibility for any of my actions.