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So, I was just sorting Elayna's laundry, in an attempt to get the house looking presentable before the grandparents arrive this afternoon. And as I was grabbing stuff, it became apparant that a bunch of [livejournal.com profile] shadesong's panties had gotten in the batch. Most were normal ones, but one was a Wackyjac-esque style saying "try me, I'm yummy" on the front. I am so damned glad I caught that before the grandparents arrived. Because if I hadn't, Murphy would have guaranteed that they'd have randomly opened the underwear drawer and seen them.

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Date: 2003-03-14 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metaphorge.livejournal.com
'Tis a poverty such things have to be done.

This reminds me of the time that [livejournal.com profile] ariedana's parents were coming to visit us at our apartment at Chapel Hill (this was, obviously, before our divorce). Our apartment was wallpapered with various and sundry art postcards.

Before they arrived, we went through and made an effort to remove the ones we thought they'd be offended by, as D's parents are Xtian fundies and some of the cards were quite racy (Eric Kroll & Richard Kern fetish photos, classic nudes, etc.). We THOUGHT that we got all of the "objectionable" ones, but apparently not... one morning while Dana was getting ready for work, her mother cornered her and demanded to know "Da-naaaaa, what would JESUS think about your postcards?!?"

I was very proud of Dana's response:

"Mother, I think Jesus would have more important things to worry about than our choice of home decor."

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Date: 2003-03-14 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadesong.livejournal.com
The problem isn't really that the panties exist - it's that they'd have been in the eight-year-old's drawer! :)

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Date: 2003-03-14 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bheansidhe.livejournal.com
WAAAAAAAAAUUGGHHHH!!!!

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Date: 2003-03-14 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mfree.livejournal.com
"Da-naaaaa, what would JESUS think about your postcards?!?"

One thought for them;

Jesus hung out with Mary Magdelene.

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Date: 2003-03-14 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ga-sunshine.livejournal.com
good catch! VERY good catch!

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Date: 2003-03-14 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ealuscerwen.livejournal.com

I didn't know you knew my ferocious teddy bear...

Eal.

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Date: 2003-03-14 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikimama.livejournal.com
Heh! I got those from Don't Panic, the best store ever! My sister got a pair that say "I love my penis!" which I actually did consider getting [livejournal.com profile] shadesong but I thought the yummy ones were better.

I should go there tomorrow, I might need the "It's all about me!" ones...

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Date: 2003-03-14 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unwilly.livejournal.com
Hehehehe.

I need to get a pair of those panties for Lady UN.

UNwilly

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Date: 2003-03-14 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lee-in-limbo.livejournal.com
ROTF LMAO!!!

Yendi: 1 - Murphy: 0

L o L,
wondering where Murphy will strike next

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Date: 2003-03-14 11:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
True that.

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