So, talking to co-worker S today about a big lunch meeting, which co-worker S1 is also attending.
S: Since no one else responded to my email, we get to pick the pizza toppings.
me: Where are we ordering from.
S: Savage.
me: Oh, they've got that great chicken florentine one.
S: Yeah, but [S1] doesn't eat any meat but ham.
Me: [blinks]
Seriously, who the fuck only eats ham?
Anyway, we decided that since she hadn't responded, and since we were also getting a vegetarian piazza (the sundried tomato one), that we just didn't care.
S: Since no one else responded to my email, we get to pick the pizza toppings.
me: Where are we ordering from.
S: Savage.
me: Oh, they've got that great chicken florentine one.
S: Yeah, but [S1] doesn't eat any meat but ham.
Me: [blinks]
Seriously, who the fuck only eats ham?
Anyway, we decided that since she hadn't responded, and since we were also getting a vegetarian piazza (the sundried tomato one), that we just didn't care.