New movie?

[yendi]

So, in light of the crossover success of Freddy vs Jason (and the upcoming Aliens vs Predator), is everyone familiar with the movie in which Conner MacLeod investigates a haunted house?

It's called PolterZeist.

Comments

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

I own weapons, Adam.

Are they really making an Aliens vs. Predator movie? Is Dark Horse producing it?

[yendi]

They really are. Lance Henrickson is starring (not in any role he's played previously), and Paul Anderson (the genre one who gave us Soldier and Resident Evil). Dark Horse is not involved, which has generated some criticism, as the script (by Peter Briggs) apparantly resembles a lot of Randy Stradley's stuff (and Briggs has acknowledged that he borrowed liberally from it, essentially pitching his own adaptation to Fox).

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

You didn't really just say that, did you? Something must have possessed your keyboard, right?

[jerel.livejournal.com]

There is no Planet Zeist. There is no Highlander 2. You evil, evil man.

[yendi]

As jerel points out below, there is no Zeist. So it must have been my cat. Even though I'm at work. *nod* That's the ticket.

[olliesmama.livejournal.com]

*groan*

Who's gonna be stuck in the TV this time?

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

Very. Thin. Ice.

- David, waiting for Blob Vs Killer Tomatoes

[rhiannonstone.livejournal.com]

What you said.

[tablesaw]

Apparently, you need to watch The ExorZeist.

[bassfingers.livejournal.com]

No, you're confusing it with the Chicken Run/Highlander crossover, PoultryZeist... (after all, headless chickens last longer than headless immortals, but not by much...)

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Check out a bit of one-sheet art. http://darkhorizons.com/news03/avp2t.jpg

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Boooooooooooooooooo...

[yendi]

So when they die, does the winning foul experience a chickening?

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Actually it's Highlander vs. PolterZeist...

to be followed by Highlander vs. Star Trek...in which the current producers of Star Trek must battle enemy producers who are even more cunning and devious at tanking a popular genre franchise and scaring fans away...

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

There is only the Renegade version. And it says there is no Planet Zeist.

And that was the most evil post I have ever read. x_x

[dougals.livejournal.com]

Ramirez. That way they can use stock footage... ;)

[dougals.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Ow. Now my brain hurts...

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[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

This is one of the few times I've ever thought about violence in response to a pun. The only time that I actually remember. Considering how I like puns, this is surprising...

Then again, I like the other responses that say there never was a Highlander 2: The Sickening.

[hockeyrules88.livejournal.com]

9 levels of wrong my friend... 9!!!!

[jerel.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[jerel.livejournal.com]

I have a home on the banks of that famous river, De Nile.

And actually, there is a Zeist. It's a city in the Netherlands. Does this means all immortals are actually Dutch?

[kylakae.livejournal.com]

Ouch. That hurt. You should be pun-ished. ;-}

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Don't. Make. Me. Come. Down. There.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Wow, that would scare the crap out of my brain.

I'd say that there can be only one, bad highlander movie, but we already know that ain't true.

Course the reiews could say that it was "Fun and Zeisty!"

Un

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it wasn't Henlander 2: The Chickening?

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

There ARE no producers more cunning and devious at scaring fen away than the must-die-painfully Braga & Berman. Really.

Now... I could mention a director....