Dear Alan Keyes:

[yendi]

Hey, remember when you were criticizing Hilary Clinton a couple of years back, and you said, "I deeply resent the destruction of federalism represented by Hillary Clinton's willingness to go into a state she doesn't even live in and pretend to represent people there, so I certainly wouldn't imitate it?"

Yeah, that was funny.

Good luck in Illinois. Try to remember that their football team is The Bears, not the Ravens.