Dear God:

[yendi]

Pittsburgh Steelers center Jeff Hartings said that "God gave us another chance." With all due respect, and speaking as a Jets fan, please stay the fuck out of football and stick to important things, like maybe doing something for the tsunami victims or something. Using God to win is only slighly better than using steroids to win, and that's only because religion avoids the BALCO connection.

Oh, and when did You start walking the earth in the guise of a mortal named Doug Brien?

*sigh* I'd almost have prefered it if my boys had gotten the asswhooping everyone was expecting, instead of actually giving me hope.