The moment you've all been waiting for.

[yendi]

Barry Bonds talks about his testicles.

Because the world demanded it.

Comments

[eyewrist.livejournal.com]

*scratches her mental eye*

ow.

[phantom_wolfboy]

I first read that as saying, "Barry Bonds talks about his tentacles". My second thought was, "Who the hell is Barry Bonds?"

[sweinberg.livejournal.com]

In other words: "It's eventually going to be proven that I've taken steroids extensively, so here's my pre-emptive explanation for it."