Why being a klutz sucks

[yendi]

Yesterday afternoon, while merely attempting to walk from one room to another, I managed to smash my foot into a door, resulting in what appears to be a broken toe. Fortunately, it's the little toe on my left foot (insert Daniel Day-Lewis reference here), so it's not a problem for driving, and not a major problem for walking. But it's still disturbing to see my toe all purple and swollen.

(And yes, I iced it down yesterday, and buddy-taped it to the neighboring toe today).