(KOL) Dammit dammit dammit

[yendi]

My Chef in the Box just went and exploded. *grumble* Time to drown my sorrows in lihc eye pie.

And I'd love to know why some guy in the mall is selling 34,000 ovens at below cost. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Comments

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Your chef asplode...wait, which guy?

[yendi]

"Kirstore" in the mall has over 34K EZ-Cook Ovens.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

holy crap!

-un goes and buys 10

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Y'know that just doesn't make any sense, but I bought me a bunch

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

What's a Chef In the Box?

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming it's like a Jack in the Box with a South Park character. But why would it explode? hmm.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Chef in a box is a device in the game Kingdom of Loathing that lets you make yummy food, that then allows you more game time.

www.kingdomofloathing

Yendi and I both love the game.

It's fun, give it a try.

[mooseloon.livejournal.com]

when your chef in the box explodes you get some unique food items though... and you get to keep most of the parts.

The bartender in a box explodes too.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

they explode from overuse

planned obsolescence

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I like the papaya tacos

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Heh, there must have been a run on chef related items, because now all the chef hats are gone

[yendi]

Except none of my items were unique. :-( And I didn't get any parts. Feh.

[yendi]

You go through that many ovens? Wow. I need to cook more often.

[storme]

34k ovens for under cost price? Welcome to the crazy world of 'there must have been a bug exploit at some point'.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I have two characters, one is a pastamancer, and so I cook every day, and I've already blown up three chefs and two bartenders, and my bartender is about to go again

and since I just started my own clan, i want them for the stash, or a incentives to join

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I've had a bunch explode, and only once did I get a cool food thing. I think it was carob chunk spaghetti.

[yendi]

Yeah -- I figured it was something like that.

[losgunna.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've not been on the game in a while....better get cracking, eh.

I'm so freaking lost there, though!

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

No need to be lost. This site has everything about the game.

http://kol.coldfront.net/

You can also ask people like yendi or me, things.

Or join a clan and ask the elder members stuff.

Yendi's clan is McCloud and mine is FoodKnights.

[losgunna.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in a clan of wonderful people who haven't killed me yet. I'm just impatient, and not doing so well at figuring this crap out for myself, and don't want to constantly bug 'em with questions.

No, I don't look at maps or stop for directions either. What's your point?

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Heh, doing it yourself is most of the fun, and it sound like you're having fun!

Glad you like your clan.

What game ID are you, just FMI?

[losgunna.livejournal.com]

Losgunna. :) I don't change myself much, gotta say.

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

Before chefs and bartenders started exploding, one of the filthy-rich players regularly had ovens (and terraria) in his store for 10 meat each.

Sadly, I only bought a few, now long since exploded.

[amokk]

Of course, I have over 8000 meat that I got in 2 days, but that's all in my new clan stores, and I can't pull that back out. Go figure.

What's your ID at KOL? Mine is amokk, again, go figure. ;)

[storme]

Yeah, I remember those days. Sigh. Hindsight is 20:20.