Urge to kill rising. . .

[yendi]

I need a t-shirt that says, "Ask me why I think you should just go fuck yourself." That, or a license to use my axe as needed.

Won't go into how annoying today is so far, except to say that when I got back to the office, I learned that the Farrelly Brothers are remaking The Heartbreak Kid. If any of you have access to the Farrelly Bros, do the world a favor and shove their faces into a paper shredder. Please.

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[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Back home in Texas, "He needed a killin'" was a viable justification defense for homicide....

[fnordess.livejournal.com]

For the first time in my life, I have an odd desire to move to Texas; I too am having the sort of day that (apologies to Douglas Adams) would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Thing Francis would have been cannonized if he'd ever had one of those sort of days?

[fnordess.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure...but if saints are allowed to do what the popes used to, maybe. :-P

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Hehe, good point.

[yendi]

See, what worries me is I'd get started, and then wouldn't know when to stop.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

I bet there's no end to people who need it, tho

[yendi]

Yup. Just like a video game.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Damn those violent video games for forcing us to kill

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

You're going to slap me for this, but I don't know what the original was. I have a vague image of Jerry Lewis. Am I close?

[yendi]

It's an early Neil Simon movie, actually. With Cybil Sheppard at her most beautiful and sexiest (more so than in Last Picture Show, even).