There's a World Wife Carrying Championship.
On the one hand, my wife is suitably tiny and would fit easily on my back.
On the other, I couldn't possibly go 253.5 meters (including a water hazard and other obstacles) in under a minute even without carrying someone.
On the third, my wife's actually too light to qualify. Weird.
But who the hell thought up this sport?
On the one hand, my wife is suitably tiny and would fit easily on my back.
On the other, I couldn't possibly go 253.5 meters (including a water hazard and other obstacles) in under a minute even without carrying someone.
On the third, my wife's actually too light to qualify. Weird.
But who the hell thought up this sport?
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Date: 2005-07-06 06:21 pm (UTC)For some reason I find this absurdly funny.
There's a wife weight limit????
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Date: 2005-07-06 06:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 06:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 06:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(Why do I not have a Dodgeball icon?)
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Date: 2005-07-06 07:14 pm (UTC)And actually, it was on the front page of ESPN.com. Who knew?
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Date: 2005-07-07 01:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 07:22 pm (UTC)Also, there's a good incentive to not scraping the minimum:
But while you obviously want a light woman in this sport, the Sonkajarvi organizers have included a powerful incentive for her to weigh above the minimum:
The winning team earns the woman's weight in beer.
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Date: 2005-07-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 08:21 pm (UTC)The way the team that won the last few years carried, though, I dunno. Basically, standing 69 position with her legs wrapped around. Had to hold her breath for the water hazard.
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Date: 2005-07-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-06 08:27 pm (UTC)My guess this sport comes from the good old Viking days when it was some one elese's wife you were carrying off on a raid to become your wife.