Dear Fox executives:

[yendi]

Thank you so much for pre-empting (after a skip week) an episode of the already-doomed-but-wonderful-and-getting-better-each-week drama The Inside , and replacing it at the last fucking moment with the overlong, unoriginal crapfest So You Think You Can Dance.

For a follow-up, could I kindly ask that you all ceremonially fellate a group of priapitic hippopotami?

It's the least you could do.

No love,

yendi

Comments

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Coming to F/X this fall...

Celebrity Priapitic Hippopotami Ceremonial Fellations...

[mendoza.livejournal.com]

Amen, brother!

I hope they get boils in places my mother says aren't nice to discuss in public.

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

We hates Fox (http://www.livejournal.com/users/cscottd/tag/fox)... hates them... :(

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

I haven't been that impressed by the show, myself.

[mzmadmike.livejournal.com]

Scrolling stupid contest ads across 1/3 of the screen, constant pre-empting of good shows like Futurama and Bones for stupid sports, schedule changes, "urgent news" to tell us some guy who's been in jail for 30 years has lost his appeals and is going to the gurney (Great...it's been 30 years...couldn't you have waited ten more minutes instead of fucking up the last few minutes of a show? Or at least paused the feed?)...

When I declare Ze RevolooooooSHUN!, Fox execs are on the list. Trust me.

Hi, Yendi. LTNS.