Ebert 1, Schneider 0

[yendi]

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby," "Ray," "The Aviator," "Sideways" and "Finding Neverland." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Link ganked from matociquala (who, unlike me, has won a Campbell Prize, and is therefore qualified to pass on links talking about how much Rob Schneider sucks)

Comments

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Take that Man WHore!

As luck would have it I caught like 10 seconds of a Comedy Central special on Deuce. Rob Schneider says that, "Deuce has a few, small talents."

I think that describes Schneider perfectly.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Reading the entire review, I have to say that was hilarious.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

I hereby forgive Roger Ebert of at least half the things I've been holding against him. Hooray for him, this is terrific.

[creentmerveille.livejournal.com]

I have several awards and credentials, and am fully qualified to opine, and so I shall:

Mr. Schneider, you've been PWN3D.

Robert Ebert, that was truly 1337.

:)

*loves*

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

*laugh* I love Roger Ebert for that review.

I remember seeing the first commercial for the movie (and being surprised, 'cause I thought it had been released sometime last year), calling Jeff and saying "You remember the whole thing with Rob Schneider being pissy at a critic about the new Deuce Bigalow movie? Yeah, I just saw a spot for it...and if these are the bits they think are *best* and will intice people to spend money and time on the movie, I really can't imagine exactly how terrible the whole movie is."

And I hope I never find out.:)

Gessi

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Saw the review. Read it. Died.

I have decided to leave my job and home to worship Ebert full-time.