Why I go to Ren Faires

[yendi]

I mean, how bad can a boiled egg packed in sausage mince and breadcrumbs and then fried in a deep vat of oil be??

Seriously, I adore these things (although I don't recall the yolks being quite so runny). They're like the perfect compact breakfast food. If they ever opened a Scottish breakfast joint close to me, I'd die of a heart attack within a week.

And in other news, Jets win! Woohoo!