You must be kidding.
Oct. 25th, 2005 09:14 amOkay, so Uwe Boll's making Postal. I'm neither shocked nor upset. It's not like Postal has the complex plot of, say, Doom. There's really nothing to fuck up -- it'll just be a bad movie in its own right.
But the press release, on the other hand, has balls:
Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Bol. . .
Um, "Renegade?"
No fucking way.
"Sucking" is not a legitimate form of rebellion.
Sorry, Uwe. You're not a renegade. Just a talentless hack.
But the press release, on the other hand, has balls:
Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Bol. . .
Um, "Renegade?"
No fucking way.
"Sucking" is not a legitimate form of rebellion.
Sorry, Uwe. You're not a renegade. Just a talentless hack.