It never ends!
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yes, this year will see the release of Bring it On 3 (which should, imho, be called Bring it On Again One More Time).
Directed by the guy who gave us American Pie: Band Camp and Son in Law. Written by the woman who gave us Scary Movie 2 (which, until now, might have been the worst sequel of all time). Starring occasional Malcolm in the Middle guest star Hayden Panettiere and absolutely no one else you've ever heard of (or ever will hear of again).
Because You Demanded It!
Actual "demand" may vary. Ditto the actual "you." Really, no one demanded it, except a producer who snorted too much cocaine while a $300-a-night hooker gave him head and reminisced about her days as a high school cheerleader. Hooray for Hollywood.
Directed by the guy who gave us American Pie: Band Camp and Son in Law. Written by the woman who gave us Scary Movie 2 (which, until now, might have been the worst sequel of all time). Starring occasional Malcolm in the Middle guest star Hayden Panettiere and absolutely no one else you've ever heard of (or ever will hear of again).
Because You Demanded It!
Actual "demand" may vary. Ditto the actual "you." Really, no one demanded it, except a producer who snorted too much cocaine while a $300-a-night hooker gave him head and reminisced about her days as a high school cheerleader. Hooray for Hollywood.
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Date: 2006-01-26 09:13 pm (UTC)Bathe her and...well, you know the drill.
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Date: 2006-01-27 03:05 am (UTC)Director Steve Rash is actually a good guy and has made some underated classics with The Gary Busey Story... I mean Buddy Holly...
Can't Buy Me Love and Queens Logic.
I also happen to be a Pauley Shore fan so to me Son in Law was awesome.
But still, it is written by Alyson Fouse who seems to be someone the Wayans Brothers have sex with or something so she gets to write movies and TV shows.
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Date: 2006-01-27 02:34 pm (UTC)I didn't hate Can't Buy Me Love, but my distaste for Pauley Shore is big enough to make me unable to sit through more than five seconds of him.