Five calories of ass
Jul. 25th, 2006 03:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiI've just tried my very first Tab Energy Drink (why? It was free, and because, hey, free dummy energy drink).
The good news: It's got caffeine, and only five calories.
The bad news: It tastes like ass.
The strange news: Straight from the can's list of ingredients: "Sodium Benzoate (to protect taste." I think it's safe to say that our buddy Sodium Benzoate failed to do his job.
The good news: It's got caffeine, and only five calories.
The bad news: It tastes like ass.
The strange news: Straight from the can's list of ingredients: "Sodium Benzoate (to protect taste." I think it's safe to say that our buddy Sodium Benzoate failed to do his job.
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Date: 2006-07-25 07:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-07-25 08:06 pm (UTC)Tab has always tasted like ass.
You don't blame the Secret Service for protecting a President you don't like, don't blame poor Sodium Benzoate for protecting a the taste of ass. And celery.
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Date: 2006-07-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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