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[yendi]

The Johnny Cash "Walk the Line" Mastercard

Turning the memory of a beloved entertainer into something tacky: Priceless.

ETA: This is as good a time as any to remind folks of the rel="nofollow" tag modifier, which tells Google not to count a link for page ranking purposes.

Comments

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooo!!!! Why would his estate agree to that?!? Stupid credit card company!!

[yendi]

Supposedly (and I can't find documenation of this), they were considering selling the song to Preparation H a few years back.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

The Ghost of Johnny Cash is now profanely proclaiming his annoyance.

I'm countering this news by continuing to listen to American IV. What's Cash singing now but "I hung my head, I hung my head..."

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

:facepalm: That's as bad as Fred Astaire dancing with vacuum cleaners and Lucille Ball pushing jewelry.

What they don't think Nickelback could write a good enough Preparation H commercial?

[trouvera.livejournal.com]

(my best effort on limited time)

I keep a close watch on this card of mine
I keep it out and ready all the time
I don’t spend time counting up each dime,
Because you're mine, my credit line

I find it very, very easy to buy new
I find myself a mess when bills are due
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, my credit line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you in my hands both day and night
And happiness I've bought proves that it's right
Because you're mine, my credit line

You've got a way to keep me in your debt
You buy me toys that raise my social set
Some day who knows I might even buy a jet
Because you're mine, my credit line

I keep a close watch on this card of mine
I keep it out and ready all the time
Now I don’t spend time counting up each dime,
Because you're mine, my credit line

[yendi]

You might have a job waiting for you at Mastercard (at cost of your immortal soul).

[phantom_wolfboy]

Marry me? ;-)

[trouvera.livejournal.com]

uh huh...suuuuuure, I've heard that before...

[onyxblue1.livejournal.com]

You are a bad, bad person.

[onyxblue1.livejournal.com]

ETA: This is as good a time as any to remind folks of the rel="nofollow" tag modifier, which tells Google not to count a link for page ranking purposes.

That's one I don't know. I think I need to. Real soon now.