After reading your reviews, I'm super interested, but afraid they'll damage me in some way. But the pictures in my head of the kills are probably worse than the actual kills.
I started reading for the year of reviews. I have to say you've just tainted them all for me. Though I'm still not sure if it's a good taint or a bad taint... ;)
Yeeees, I do believe that might work. Though, to be fair, for every brain aneurismly bad piece of acting or ridiculous use of gymnastics I will be looking to exact some form of "payment", just so you know. That could take awhile, conceivably longer than the movie itself. *grin*
How about "inappropriate use of leotards"? Because to judge by the cover art, there will be a lot of that going on. I think I may have to enter into a long-term debt situation if we go through with this.
is it bad that for a few short seconds i thought you meant the marine? the most hilarious action movie ever? its so stereotypically bad, its amazing. the only horror in it is what's happened to robert patrick's career to get him as the villain in it. in short, the marine = the amazing!
OMG I thought that me and my boyfriend were the only ones who had seen the movie that dare not speak its name. I actually thought I had dreamt this movie because it didn't like it could really be a movie that someone made. The pommel horse in the middle of the village was so surreal, the whole movie was surreal-it kind of freaked me out
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