An unsent work email
Jun. 19th, 2013 08:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiDear person who put a glass jar of jelly in the flip-up butter shelf in the side door of the break room fridge:
1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.
2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.
And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.
1. Your knowledge of physics is comparable to Jon Snow's knowledge of anything.
2. Only my sudden manifestation of catlike reflexes prevented a minor disaster.
And now I have to spend all day wondering if I was bitten by a radioactive cat, or if this was just a fluke.
(no subject)
Date: 2013-06-19 01:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-06-19 02:03 pm (UTC)