Scarlett Johansson to release album of Tom Waits covers.
WTF??? Seriously, WTF? I can't even say anything funny about this.
I mean, great that she loves Tom Waits, but is she going to have a tracheotomy or something to let her sing the songs? I guess her voice is kind of smoky, but... WTF. *gives up figuring it out*
I think that's a little unfair. Did anybody demand that Willie Nelson's larynx be crushed before he recorded Willie Nelson Sings Kristofferson ? Did they make the Byrds gargle Drano to cover Dylan?
I honestly don't know how to feel about that, since I've never heard of Tom Waits until now. I expect horrific singing from Scarlett Johansson, though, no matter what Waits is.
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Date: 2007-07-14 02:04 pm (UTC)WTF??? Seriously, WTF? I can't even say anything funny about this.
I mean, great that she loves Tom Waits, but is she going to have a tracheotomy or something to let her sing the songs? I guess her voice is kind of smoky, but... WTF. *gives up figuring it out*
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Date: 2007-07-14 04:20 pm (UTC)I'm not demanding that Johansson sing like Waits, but I don't think she's shown that she's capable of doing justice to his music.
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Date: 2007-07-15 12:18 pm (UTC)"Gah, next they'll have the Monkees covering early Stones"
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Date: 2007-07-14 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-07-14 03:45 pm (UTC)I guess we should all be grateful that it's not Ali Lohan.
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Date: 2007-07-14 03:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-14 04:42 pm (UTC)After all, Tom Waits is such a good songwriter that even his singing can't ruin the songs....
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Date: 2007-07-14 05:22 pm (UTC)since you linked it from the fox news site, it can't possibly be true.
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Date: 2007-07-14 07:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-07-15 02:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-15 07:18 am (UTC)Tom can be a bit of an acquired taste, but he really is brilliant and bold and odd. Scarlett? not so much...