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So, the pointless and completely unnecessary remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still directed by direct-to-video hack Scott Derrickson) has just added Keanu Reeves to the cast.

My first reaction was, "hey, that's brilliant."

Then I read the article.

Turns out that Reeves isn't playing Gort (the role he was born to play). Instead, he's been cast as Klaatu.

Man, this is going to suck even more than I'd expected.

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Date: 2007-08-27 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alladinsane.livejournal.com
I have no words...except I can skip breakfast since my appetite is completely gone now...

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Date: 2007-08-27 01:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hughcasey.livejournal.com
"Klaatu barada nikto... DUDE!"

Actually, Klaatu was sorta stoic and didn't display a lot of emotion, so Reeves may be perfect... *shrug*

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Date: 2007-08-27 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alladinsane.livejournal.com
I was thinking more of "Klaatu..WHOA!"

or "Be excellent to each other...or pursue your present course and face obliteration DUDES!"

dang I did find words after all...

But wait there's more...

Date: 2007-08-27 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alladinsane.livejournal.com
For 2009 Derrickson is set to direct a film version of...

Paradise Lost...

Maybe Keanu will be held over to play Satan?

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Date: 2007-08-27 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unwilly.livejournal.com
Man, he'd have rocked as Gort.

And we could have reveled in the silence.

Whoa.

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Date: 2007-08-27 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popfiend.livejournal.com
WHOA...I come in peace.

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Date: 2007-08-27 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
"Your choice is simple, dudes and dudesses. Join us and live excellently, or pursue your present bogusness and face heinous obliterationitude."

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Date: 2007-08-27 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popfiend.livejournal.com
*sad*

I know they want to remake "Forbidden Planet" too, and I'm fully prepared for them to ruin that too.

:(

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Date: 2007-08-27 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alladinsane.livejournal.com
They'll prob star Leslie Nielsen in it but make it a Airplane/Police Squad style comedy since that's all he gets to do nowadays onscreen...

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