. . .but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

[yendi]

KFC Announces plan to place "scent-focused" product placements on mail carts in offices.

This is going to be a clusterfuck of a promotion.

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[terminusvox.livejournal.com]

WTF Colonel Sanders!?!? Speaking form my mailroom experience, I ain't shuttling no rapidly cooling plate of fried chicken around the halls of corporate America.

[dindin.livejournal.com]

Um...so basically they send around a mail cart with this mmmmmmmmm smelling fried chicken that PSYCH you can't have? So you'll go to KFC? Oh, fuck no.

[jasmine-koran.livejournal.com]

That's just plain sadistic.

"Normally I use protection,

[curt-holman.livejournal.com]

. . .but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

LOL.

[brak55.livejournal.com]

MmmmmMmm. The smell of artery clogging fried chicken just wafting through the office.

They should have a vat of lard on the cart, too, so people can just drink that instead of wasting time and going to KFC.

[endora.livejournal.com]

that is evil. delicious deep-fried crispy-scented evil.

[crickie.livejournal.com]

It makes me wish we had a mail cart in my office.

[maneaterlad.livejournal.com]

What the hell is up with all this "scent-focused" bullshit? First it was the cookie thing at the bus terminals in California, then there was something similar up here in Anchorage and now there's this? I give it a week before they pull it after complaints their 'scents' are triggering migraines.
Imbeciles.

[ariesd.livejournal.com]

I guess I am the only one to catch the NNTN ref of that.

That is all sorts of wrong.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Heavily-salted lard.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Our local Publix supermarket has a very elaborate fan hood over the chicken-frying equipment, and pretty obviously a fan that blows the exhaust from the fan hood right over the parking lot, because if you head into Publix any weekday between about 5 and 7 p.m. you're inundated with it. I asked a couple of people and they said they were pretty sure it's deliberate.

[ldy.livejournal.com]

It's a bigtime Bad Idea, but it's also going to sell a fuckwad of chicken.

Which I can't eat, what with the MSG allergy and all. Dammit.

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

oh my fucking god I can't believe you know that line too.

Ah, Dana Carvey. Great guy.