This is what my brain gets like when I'm in meetings all day.

[yendi]

1. "Stay away from those shoes," the philosopher's friend cautioned. "That's Zeno's Pair o' Docs."

2. "Did you hear that Kang went back in time and plucked the original leader of the Thunderbolts from the timestream in 1949?"

"So how were the Thunderbolts able to form?"

"I guess that's Zemo's Paradox."

(Because the clock always gets halfway closer to the declared end time of the meeting, but never arrives.)

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[stevietee.livejournal.com]

"Immortus? You hardly know us!"

[yendi]

"I am Immortus; I have inside me blood of Kang."

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

"That's Zeno's Pair o' Docs."
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Very Loud Groan ;p But it was clever :)

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

"(Because the clock always gets halfway closer to the declared end time of the meeting, but never arrives.)"
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Almost forgot this. Yeah, works for time just as nicely as distance,
lines/queues, appointments, meals out, etc, ad infinitum.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Oy.... *wince*

Unfortunately, I've had a long day, so I'll skip the set-up regarding Lucy Lawless's new career in avian crossbreeding, jump right to the comment about "Xena's parrot-ducks," and be on my way. Thank you.

This may ease your brain:

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

From a description of the upcoming film I Kbow What Boys Like: "Anna Faris plays a Playboy bunny who ends up living in a sorority." (Words here. No pictures, except in your fevered mind.)

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

Only problem with this entire joke?

It wasn't Baron Heinreich Zemo... it was Baron Helmut. Totally different characters!